Binky Rules Arthur Song Homework

"Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival" is the second half of the eleventh episode in the third season of Arthur.


Arthur and Buster have an imaginary music festival featuring the whole cast in songs based on their lives, themselves, and the library.


At the beginning of the episode, D.W. and Jane Read hears a noise that leads her to the basement where Buster and Arthur are pretending to make music videos. After D.W. joins along, the videos start.

Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival

After the title card, the first song was Library Card by the Elwood City kids, the second song is Jekyll and Hyde sung by The Brain, the third song being Leftovers Goulash sung by Arthur, D.W. and David Read, the fourth song is Homework sung by Mr. Ratburn and Buster Baxter, and the final song is the Library Card reprise sung by the Elwood City kids, with D.W. becoming confused by the references to the Dewey Decimal system. The show ends with D.W. yelling "WHO IS DEWEY?????!!!!!!" As the episode still comes to a close, Arthur and Buster say "Ta-dah.", following which they comment on how D.W. much liked the program. along with the comment, "But it would never work on real TV."

"By the way," she adds. "Who is Dewey?"




  • Several of the Glenbrook students make a cameo appearance in Library Card.
  • The Homework song is not shown on some PBS stations during its Pledge Drive.
  • The songs that were sung in this episode are featured on the Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape) CD.
  • Stock footage from D.W., the Picky Eater is used.
  • This is one of the episodes focusing on music (with the others being Arthur vs. the Piano, My Music Rules, Arthur Plays the Blues, Brother, Can You Spare a Clarinet?, Big Horns George, Tipping the Scales, and Lights, Camera... Opera!).

Home Video



"Fern's Detective Tango" is Track 14 of the album Arthur's Really Rockin' Music Mix. The song is a musical retelling of the events of "Binky Rules" from the perspective of Fern Walters, with commentary from Binky Barnes, as well brief comments from Buster Baxter and Arthur Read.


A missing book, a stolen pen
I must remind you to call me when
You've got something of a mystery
Call me, Fern detective!
(Somebody's gotta help me! I'm in big trouble. The writing's on the wall, and the pathway, and the lockers, and it's my name, but I didn't do it!)
Touch nothing! Trust me, Fern detective!
First, I'll check the clues
Muddy prints from muddy shoes
I'm on the trail
But this paint just won't compute
(Buster, get off the clue!)
(Oh, shoot!)
(I suppose I'll just have to guess... yes!)
Buster was out playing ball
Muffy, in the classroom down the hall
Arthur wouldn't have the guts!
J'accuse! (I accuse!)
(What does that mean?)
When I crack the big case
The school will come to me
They'll ask "Fern, how'd you do it?"
I'll say "It was elementary!"
I used my little gray cells
To deduce who, how and why
(But I'm telling you, I didn't do it!)
(Be quiet, Binky!)
The facts don't lie!
When your back's against the wall
And you're afraid you'll take the fall
When no one else would have the guts
Call me, Fern detective!
(Don't do it! Don't call her! I was framed!)

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